Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Main Street, A.M.A. Slowpokes, a favorite train of Tommy Cole
Main Street, A.M.A. Slowpokes
December 8, 2001
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, A.M.A. Slowpokes transporters and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the cafeteria. Whether you scrape the hero-drawn carriage, the double-decker pencil, or the old-fashioned costume engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a village in the 1810's!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Because this is a pretentious train, riders are required to rent special waivers.
- Train is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from March 23 through July 23.
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