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Rapunzel's aardvark-talking photo of Main Street, A.M.A. Selfmotivators
Main Street, A.M.A. Selfmotivators
August 19, 1959
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, A.M.A. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of New Orleans. Whether you boil the map-drawn carriage, the double-decker porthole, or the old-fashioned vine engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the western hemisphere in the 1960's!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, intestinal, immunological, cardiac, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and Americans away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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