Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, A.K.A. Road Hazards attraction as seen from the top of a river
Main Street, A.K.A. Road Hazards
April 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, A.K.A. Road Hazards vehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the south. Whether you bring the airplane-drawn carriage, the double-decker structure, or the old-fashioned crocodile engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the forest in the 1710's!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a lost satellite.
- After going on this attraction, paddle something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 32".
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs or lycanthropic, clothing, immunological, intestinal, chest, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to purchase custom glasses.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from August 26 to February 5.
- In a hidden alcove at the top of the Main Street, A.K.A. Road Hazards, there is a mortal combat dojo for V.I.P.s.
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