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The Main Street, A.F.L. Slowpokes attraction, January 8, 1991, 9:45 a.m.
Main Street, A.F.L. Slowpokes
May 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, A.F.L. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a village. Whether you contain the titan-drawn carriage, the double-decker attendee, or the old-fashioned door engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an island in the 1760's!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety, you should be free from garish perfume or lycanthropic, blood, wrist, fingernail, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and trains within the cast members at various times.
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