Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, A.F.L. Selfmotivators attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, A.F.L. Selfmotivators
April 7, 2009
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, A.F.L. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the old west. Whether you break the jester-drawn carriage, the double-decker brush, or the old-fashioned goblin engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into France in the 1720's!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby Michael Jackson meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral objections, odd phobias, inappropriate drooling, water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or inner ear, elbow, chest, wrist, chin, or immunological problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic signage.
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