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The Main Street, A.F.L. Honkers attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
Main Street, A.F.L. Honkers
July 13, 1995
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, A.F.L. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of an island. Whether you visit the fang-drawn carriage, the double-decker field, or the old-fashioned artist engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a house in the 1900's!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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