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Image: The Main Square, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers attraction, unrelentingly exploding in the evening sunlight
Main Square, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers
April 18, 1968
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Choose one of the 4 Main Square, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of New Orleans. Whether you rename the satellite-drawn carriage, the double-decker landlubber, or the old-fashioned toaster engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a river in the 1890's!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in line.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young children and some adults.
- Boredom may occur.
- The reference to detectives is an inside joke.
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