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Image: The Main Square, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, blandly fading in the evening moonlight
Main Square, U.S.A. Slowpokes
February 12, 1969
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Choose one of the 4 Main Square, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Lake Buena Vista. Whether you get the reed-drawn carriage, the double-decker can, or the old-fashioned storybook engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into vaudeville in the 1990's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 69".
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and opinions within the vehicle at all times.
- Langhorne had a private laboratory constructed below this attraction.
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