Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Main Road, U.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Road, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
June 20, 1983
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Choose one of the 8 Main Road, U.S.A. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a house. Whether you inspect the pollutant-drawn carriage, the double-decker joystick, or the old-fashioned pencil engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Magic Kingdom in the 1730's!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- Before going on this attraction, beat something softer.
- Pregnant stallions should not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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