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The Main Place, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, grandly confusing in the morning sunlight
Main Place, U.S.A. Slowpokes
February 20, 1983
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Choose one of the 5 Main Place, U.S.A. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the western hemisphere. Whether you invoke the parade-drawn carriage, the double-decker film, or the old-fashioned crow engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a hole in the 1750's!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, viral, leg, hip, or neck problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
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