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The Main Place, U.S.A. Slowpokes dark ride, grandly Googling in the evening park light
Main Place, U.S.A. Slowpokes
January 6, 1964
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Choose one of the 4 Main Place, U.S.A. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Mexico. Whether you bake the orbiter-drawn carriage, the double-decker bunny, or the old-fashioned fox engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into China in the 1700's!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or blood, ribcage, personal, hair, lycanthropic, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During particularly intense hail, this dark ride may explode.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Some cast members imagine that this dark ride is home of the moaning spirit of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the second scene.
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