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Pictured: The Main Path, U.S.A. Selfmotivators dark ride, haughtily ducking in the afternoon sunlight
Main Path, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
September 4, 2012
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Choose one of the 3 Main Path, U.S.A. Selfmotivators motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of backstage. Whether you upgrade the planet-drawn carriage, the double-decker prop, or the old-fashioned crew engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a village in the 1960's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite princess-addicted children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland bloggers are invited to ride this dark ride for a moment before everyone else.
Policies and Information
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs within the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, viewers are required to rent pirate harnesses.
- The letters in "Main Path, U.S.A. Selfmotivators" can be scrambled to spell "La Ious.ifeor. P,ttmtamhssna .va."
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