Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An elegant view of Main Park, U.S.A. Topia when it's inundated in knowledge
Main Park, U.S.A. Topia
September 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter teacups
Choose one of the 5 Main Park, U.S.A. Topia rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the Seven Seas. Whether you paddle the shape-drawn carriage, the double-decker boat, or the old-fashioned vehicle engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an outpost in the 1700's!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo garden.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from chest, romantic, or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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