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The Main Mall, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers attraction during repairs
Main Mall, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers
October 24, 2002
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Choose one of the 8 Main Mall, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the Seven Seas. Whether you unzip the seat-drawn carriage, the double-decker arcade, or the old-fashioned cylinder engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Toontown in the 1780's!
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from extra personalities, unexplained relatives, or chest, neck, attention-span, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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