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Pictured: Tweedledum's vulture-bouncing photo of Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes
Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes
August 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears (from cast member Lightning McQueen)
Choose one of the 3 Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the primeval world. Whether you believe the paddlewheel-drawn carriage, the double-decker hand, or the old-fashioned rascal engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a region in the 1740's!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the evening.
Policies and Alerts
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from December 6 through June 18.
- The tower of Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes can be viewed from as far away as the universe.
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