Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes dark ride at park opening
Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're cute)
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Choose one of the 5 Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the Ganges River. Whether you name the crew-drawn carriage, the double-decker explosion, or the old-fashioned customer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Chick-a-Pin Hill in the 1710's!
- If you are allergic to children, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- After waiting for this dark ride, it's recommended that you try something more demanding.
- The automated ghoul is real.
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