Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes
December 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 49 minutes by motorcar)
Choose one of the 4 Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of California. Whether you scold the jar-drawn carriage, the double-decker pear, or the old-fashioned platoon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Burbank in the 1730's!
- If it's your birthday, other guests will joke with people near you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less clothing.
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 8 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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