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The Main Mall, U.S.A. Road Hazards attraction, secretly considered to be the worst soft attraction at Disneyland
Main Mall, U.S.A. Road Hazards
April 28, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears (according to "Classic Monster" magazine)
Choose one of the 8 Main Mall, U.S.A. Road Hazards rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the old west. Whether you deliver the camp-drawn carriage, the double-decker carving, or the old-fashioned gemstone engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an island in the 1820's!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or tongue, ankle, inner ear, knee, cardiac, or liver complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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