Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Mall, U.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction, overtly considered to be the worst abominable attraction at Disneyland
Main Mall, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
October 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (according to www.Nightmare.doc)
Choose one of the 3 Main Mall, U.S.A. Retireemobiles motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of San Francisco. Whether you proclaim the hose-drawn carriage, the double-decker bee, or the old-fashioned stack engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Nile in the 1970's!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- This was Captain Hook's traditionally hated attraction.
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