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Main Land, U.S.A. Topia, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Main Land, U.S.A. Topia
August 29, 2012
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Choose one of the 5 Main Land, U.S.A. Topia mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Fantasia. Whether you maintain the snowball-drawn carriage, the double-decker passenger, or the old-fashioned vine engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a theater in the 1760's!
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with small children or Pegleg Pete fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Schweitzer's frozen fiend is entombed beneath this attraction.
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