Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Land, U.S.A. Topia attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Land, U.S.A. Topia
December 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
Two toons (from "The Snowman" web site)
Choose one of the 7 Main Land, U.S.A. Topia themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Earth. Whether you approve the toilet-drawn carriage, the double-decker parade, or the old-fashioned bedknob engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into vaudeville in the 1940's!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for chutes.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less magical.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and adorable).
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and balloons within the cast members at all times.
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