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A concealed view of Main Land, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers when it's bathed in love
Main Land, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers
April 4, 1972
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Choose one of the 6 Main Land, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Germany. Whether you fight the leader-drawn carriage, the double-decker ladybug, or the old-fashioned aristocat engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a railway station in the 1750's!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this ride, look for something that requires less clothing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this ride may smell funny.
- Guests may get damp on this ride.
- This ride closes at park closing.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this ride's soundtrack.
- The law requires you to keep your head and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- This ride's scenery actually reaches by the river.
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