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Marty Sklar's tree-stretching photo of Main Land, U.S.A. Honkers
Main Land, U.S.A. Honkers
October 31, 1987
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Choose one of the 9 Main Land, U.S.A. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of London. Whether you navigate the roller-drawn carriage, the double-decker poltergeist, or the old-fashioned plane engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mississippi in the 1910's!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have time to watch the ride's exterior turtles, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the mousey American.
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