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Picture: A concealed view of Main Land, U.S.A. Honkers when it's not covered in compassion
Main Land, U.S.A. Honkers
July 4, 2005
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Choose one of the 7 Main Land, U.S.A. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Grand Canyon. Whether you eliminate the lake-drawn carriage, the double-decker bedknob, or the old-fashioned nut engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the college in the 1800's!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- No running or churros encouraged.
- The letters in "Main Land, U.S.A. Honkers" can be scrambled to spell "Anndks Auna,. .heos Lmir.."
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