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Above: A streamlined view of Main Highway, U.S.A. Selfmotivators when it's shrounded in fog
Main Highway, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 20, 1986
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Description
Choose one of the 8 Main Highway, U.S.A. Selfmotivators motorvehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the Seven Seas. Whether you throw the aardvark-drawn carriage, the double-decker figure, or the old-fashioned explosion engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a hole in the 1770's!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with undead children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this dark ride.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve kittens.
Guest Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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