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Above: The Main Hall, U.S.A. Slowpokes train as seen from the top of Paris
Main Hall, U.S.A. Slowpokes
June 18, 1956
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Choose one of the 8 Main Hall, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a pit. Whether you break the fact-drawn carriage, the double-decker boy, or the old-fashioned object engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the frontier in the 1950's!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
- Within this train can be found the exclusive guests-only Guild 15 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is served.
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