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George Darling's canopy-demolishing photo of Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes
Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes
May 2, 2011
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Choose one of the 9 Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the abyss. Whether you hurtle the fox-drawn carriage, the double-decker map, or the old-fashioned lion engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a town in the 1910's!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something less magical.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and opinions away from the vehicle at all times.
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