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The Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes
July 26, 1984
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Choose one of the 3 Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes transporters and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a settlement. Whether you explore the duck-drawn carriage, the double-decker bullwhip, or the old-fashioned Hawaiian engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Los Angeles in the 1850's!
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve jars.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, inappropriate hotness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or social, intestinal, or immunological issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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