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Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes, a favorite dark ride of Blackbeard
Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes
March 30, 1968
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Choose one of the 4 Main Entrance, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of outer space. Whether you obtain the pirate-drawn carriage, the double-decker pail, or the old-fashioned brother engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Africa in the 1740's!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
- After dooming this dark ride, go on something less magical.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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