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At right: The Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Slowpokes dark ride, roundly vanishing in the fading sunlight
Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Slowpokes
November 3, 2001
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Choose one of the 5 Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Utopia. Whether you view the topiary-drawn carriage, the double-decker airplane, or the old-fashioned motor engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Phantom Manor in the 1960's!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, valuable clothing, or hip, wrist, nasal, back, or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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