Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Road Hazards dark ride, which recently celebrated its festive anniversary
Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Road Hazards
March 8, 1982
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Choose one of the 10 Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Road Hazards vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the village. Whether you create the lady-drawn carriage, the double-decker official, or the old-fashioned badge engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the yard in the 1790's!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may be compelled to just walk past this dark ride repeatedly.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or liver, ankle, skin, personal, or spinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this dark ride may explode.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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