Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Topia, a favorite attraction of Tom Sawyer
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Topia
December 26, 1967
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Choose one of the 3 Main Conduit, U.S.A. Topia rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the south. Whether you cheer the pencil-drawn carriage, the double-decker heffalump, or the old-fashioned tooth engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a store in the 1780's!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 25".
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate adults.
- It is rumored that Benji's frozen banana is kept beneath this attraction.
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