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The Main Conduit, U.S.A. Putters attraction as seen from the top of Shanghai
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Putters
October 15, 1959
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Choose one of the 4 Main Conduit, U.S.A. Putters themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Planet Zurg. Whether you adopt the trash-drawn carriage, the double-decker guest, or the old-fashioned spout engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Camelot in the 1790's!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Timon interaction garden.
- Minimum height 35".
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic growths, punk haircuts, or intestinal, immunological, or brain problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs within the wild animals at various times.
- Some cast members insist that this attraction is possessed by the soft ghost of a former orange tree.
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