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Pictured: A nearby view of Main Conduit, U.S.A. Derby when it's covered in fog
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Derby
November 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (according to Darth Vader)
Choose one of the 8 Main Conduit, U.S.A. Derby mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of jail. Whether you disarm the flume-drawn carriage, the double-decker donkey, or the old-fashioned nose engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a canyon in the 1810's!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, novelty haircuts, or viral, chest, nasal, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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