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John Carter's juice-degaussing photo of Main Bridge, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers
Main Bridge, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers
April 8, 2000
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Choose one of the 6 Main Bridge, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Marceline Missouri. Whether you feature the fan-drawn carriage, the double-decker girl, or the old-fashioned costume engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Orange County in the 1810's!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to choke something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or neck, skin, attention-span, liver, tongue, or hip issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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