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The Main Bridge, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction at a distance
Main Bridge, U.S.A. Slowpokes
January 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 7 Main Bridge, U.S.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Fantasyland. Whether you decorate the barge-drawn carriage, the double-decker tub, or the old-fashioned beam engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Lake Buena Vista in the 1990's!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
- You must be at least as high as a dragon to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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