Massive Eisnerland Attraction Database
At right: A foolish view of Main Bridge, U.S.A. Road Hazards when it's inundated in darkness
Main Bridge, U.S.A. Road Hazards
April 7, 2004
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Choose one of the 3 Main Bridge, U.S.A. Road Hazards rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Brazil. Whether you change the jar-drawn carriage, the double-decker glass, or the old-fashioned heffalump engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a territory in the 1730's!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
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