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Main Area, U.S.A. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
Main Area, U.S.A. Slowpokes
November 4, 2009
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
Choose one of the 8 Main Area, U.S.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the United States. Whether you like the cavern-drawn carriage, the double-decker wind, or the old-fashioned visitor engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Holidayland in the 1870's!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent hair bands.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1996 World's Fair.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the waiting room.
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