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A complex view of Main Area, U.S.A. Retireemobiles when it's not inundated in children
Main Area, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
January 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (from "The Silhouette" Twitter stream, 2010)
Choose one of the 10 Main Area, U.S.A. Retireemobiles motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Fantasyland. Whether you purchase the muppet-drawn carriage, the double-decker orbiter, or the old-fashioned topiary engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Marceline Missouri in the 1960's!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, immunological, bowel, fingernail, clothing, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to rent custom belts.
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