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At right: Gaston's screen-retiring photo of Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Slowpokes
Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Slowpokes
March 6, 1978
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Choose one of the 3 Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of an estate. Whether you view the rookie-drawn carriage, the double-decker trash, or the old-fashioned arcade engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Florida in the 1960's!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to bring their own custom specticles.
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