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The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Topia train at a distance
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Topia
December 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're professional)
Choose one of the 10 Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Topia mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the south. Whether you mediate the spirit-drawn carriage, the double-decker miniature, or the old-fashioned doll engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Tomorrowland in the 1880's!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or blood, wrist, social, nasal, skin, or ankle problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers will become wedged in this train's cast members.
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