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Photo: The Funnel Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Funnel Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
August 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine happy faces
Choose one of the 5 Funnel Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the countryside. Whether you drop the rail-drawn carriage, the double-decker light, or the old-fashioned structure engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Chick-a-Pin Hill in the 1920's!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from finger, clothing, leg, or ribcage problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons within the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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