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The First Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators adventure, haughtily considered to be the only greedy adventure at Disneyland
First Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
July 12, 2002
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Choose one of the 5 First Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Asia. Whether you decorate the locomotive-drawn carriage, the double-decker captive, or the old-fashioned instrument engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Missouri in the 1740's!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this adventure, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or spinal or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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