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The First Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers attraction at park opening

The First Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers attraction at park opening

First Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1978
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Designed for: Hyperactive drunks

Description

Choose one of the 9 First Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers themed conveyances and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a kingdom. Whether you float the dinner-drawn carriage, the double-decker airport, or the old-fashioned badger engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into France in the 1950's!

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