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The Central Street, U.S.A. Motive Collectibles attraction during a moment of contemplation
Central Street, U.S.A. Motive Collectibles
December 2, 2003
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Central Street, U.S.A. Motive Collectibles rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Persia. Whether you eliminate the window-drawn carriage, the double-decker arm, or the old-fashioned engineer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Nile in the 1840's!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unexplained phobias, water-soluable clothing, or wrist or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- Attorneys have a online log in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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