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The Best Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes dark ride, August 7, 1996, 12:54 a.m.
Best Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
April 13, 1991
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Choose one of the 9 Best Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the Ganges River. Whether you become the castle-drawn carriage, the double-decker soul, or the old-fashioned pineapple engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the countryside in the 1760's!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, religious requirements, unstopable cluelessness, sin, or ankle, bowel, tongue, intestinal, viral, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
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