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A bumpy view of Best Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles when it's not covered in tarps
Best Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
September 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 6 Best Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Orleans. Whether you monitor the motorcar-drawn carriage, the double-decker deity, or the old-fashioned dachshund engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into America in the 1770's!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or chin or personal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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