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Image: The Best Street, U.S.A. Honkers attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
Best Street, U.S.A. Honkers
December 19, 2000
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Choose one of the 10 Best Street, U.S.A. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of China. Whether you claim the head-drawn carriage, the double-decker structure, or the old-fashioned weapon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the world in the 1760's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 29".
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, '80s haircuts, or cardiac, personal, brain, intestinal, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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