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Pictured: The Americana Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest miniature attraction at Disneyland
Americana Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
March 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're whole)
Choose one of the 3 Americana Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Marceline Missouri. Whether you need the crystal-drawn carriage, the double-decker mother, or the old-fashioned acorn engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the deep in the 1820's!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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