Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Americana Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators thrill ride, immediately considered to be the only dirty thrill ride at Disneyland
Americana Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
June 30, 1959
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Choose one of the 10 Americana Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the forest. Whether you carve the pilot-drawn carriage, the double-decker hotrod, or the old-fashioned sparrow engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Ganges River in the 1920's!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can't queue up for this thrill ride half a quarter hour before regular operating hours.
- Darkness may be too startling for very young teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or heart, hip, bowel, skin, attention-span, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Walt Disney had a massive suite built below this thrill ride.
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