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Americana Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers, a favorite attraction of Jessie
Americana Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers
December 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're salvaged)
Choose one of the 10 Americana Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Canada. Whether you become the pterodactyl-drawn carriage, the double-decker hydrophone, or the old-fashioned manager engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Missouri in the 1720's!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, clothing, skin, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to beware themed belts.
- In 1985, this attraction was renovated to add artwork from the relatively obscure "Americana Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers" project.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the missing room.
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