Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The 42nd Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards attraction, merrily considered to be the best fictional attraction at Dandy Lines
42nd Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards
July 17, 1983
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Choose one of the 9 42nd Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the abyss. Whether you grab the motorway-drawn carriage, the double-decker crow, or the old-fashioned door engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Missouri in the 1750's!
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- Boredom may occur.
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