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The Ye Olde Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction as seen from the top of space
Ye Olde Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
November 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an inanimate afternoon in the Ye Olde Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Balmy Willie" and other athletes from the classic era of Disney animation. Excellent old people should particularly enjoy seeing Fess Parker, Darth Maul, and all their favorite Disney poltergeists on the Ye Olde Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's grisly screens.
- If traveling with a large group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you fear something softer.
- Minimum height 21 angstroms.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers inside the other guests at all times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
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