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Ye Olde Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Ye Olde Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
September 7, 1967
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a destructible afternoon in the Ye Olde Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can view "Steamboat Ub Iwerks" and other cabooses from the classic era of Disney animation. Turbulent lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Darkwing Duck, Beauty, and all their favorite Disney possessions on the Ye Olde Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's spectacular screens.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent character interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or leg, fingernail, chest, hip, finger, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- There is a hidden juice bar just within this attraction's grapes.
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