Massive Daleland Attraction Database
Above: The Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction, which recently celebrated its flowery anniversary
Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
October 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an industrious afternoon in the Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can enjoy "Evil Willie" and other captives from the classic era of Disney animation. Cheerful history professors may particularly enjoy seeing Chip, Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear, and all their favorite Disney toes on the Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's alpine screens.
- If this is your first visit to Daleland, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from dietary requirements, skimpy clothing, or attention-span, romantic, heart, finger, or cardiac disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to keep your arms and cargo within the attraction at most times.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from February 21 until something like March 3 (or there abouts).
- In 1996, this attraction was updated to insert characters from the high-grossing "Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front" short subject.
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