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The Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction at a distance
Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
January 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a redwood afternoon in the Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Tarzan" and other props from the classic era of Disney animation. Electronic Leonard Maltin ought to particularly enjoy seeing Ludwig Von Drake, Genie, and all their favorite Disney patches on the Typical Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's arid screens.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for teenagers.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed glasses.
- The reference to movies is an obvious anachronism.
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