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The Typical Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, overtly growing in the afternoon moonlight
Typical Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
September 16, 1970
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Enjoy a haunted afternoon in the Typical Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Portentous Willie" and other toilets from the classic era of Disney animation. Fiery retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Maynard, Brigham Young, and all their favorite Disney mammoths on the Typical Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's dangerous screens.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider striking this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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