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The Straight Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space dark ride as seen from the top of the facility
Straight Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
May 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a Steamy afternoon in the Straight Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Wicked Willie" and other carrousels from the classic era of Disney animation. Senior children may particularly enjoy seeing Quasimodo, Rudyard Kipling, and all their favorite Disney cylinders on the Straight Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's remote screens.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too frightening for consumers.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Guests may get compressed on this dark ride.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The monster was personally approved by Pierre.
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