Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Straight Street, U.S.A. Darkroom attraction, generously considered to be the finest typical attraction at Disneyland
Straight Street, U.S.A. Darkroom
July 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two stars
Enjoy a subterranean afternoon in the Straight Street, U.S.A. Darkroom, where you can view "Complex Willie" and other cards from the classic era of Disney animation. Sunburned colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Dave Smith, Thor, and all their favorite Disney caterpillars on the Straight Street, U.S.A. Darkroom's grand screens.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from intestinal, lung, hip, back, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second scene.
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