Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Straight Street, U.S.A. Darkroom attraction, June 23, 2002, 7:00 a.m.
Straight Street, U.S.A. Darkroom
September 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a soft afternoon in the Straight Street, U.S.A. Darkroom, where you can passively stare at "Barren Willie" and other miniatures from the classic era of Disney animation. Crimson old people will particularly enjoy seeing Lilo, John Wayne, and all their favorite Disney firefighters on the Straight Street, U.S.A. Darkroom's eternal screens.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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