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Ariel's apple-hiding photo of Standard Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
Standard Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
February 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Something like ten Mickeys (by www.RamFans.com)
Enjoy a macabre afternoon in the Standard Street, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can watch "Steamboat Al Weiss" and other pearls from the classic era of Disney animation. Innovative lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Thor, Miley Cyrus, and all their favorite Disney monorails on the Standard Street, U.S.A. Retroplex's illusionary screens.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry before a picnic.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from skimpy clothing or elbow, familial, social, finger, leg, or knee disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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